Things you knew you shouldn't do and did anyway
Oh god @naltman
- •Every. Single. Time. I went to a party and took random pills, from a random guy, in some random house, with no way of getting home.
- •Purposely put nudes onlineSidenote: I really want big tits to come back in style.
- •Spend 1,000s of dollars in a Singaporean mall, because it had the best air condition.Shortly after I was broke and homeless in Australia
- •Ate a whole pizza ( happened more than once)The worst part is that it was from Little Caesars
- •Made out with and Ex's best friendNO RAGRETS
- •Every time I skipped classSecond highest absence rate in my year 🏆 @naltman you know who the first was
- •Fucked one of my best friends😁
- •Broke up a relationship 😬
- •The second bottle of wineAlways the second bottle