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Because I said so.
- •Dill pickle emoji because there aren't enough phallic emojis
- •Border collie emoji because they're the best breed ever
- •A black box emoji to store all my anxieties, hopes, and dreams
- •Trader Joes in Palms
- •Whole Foods in Sherman Oaks
- •Trader Joes in Sherman OaksThis place is actually batshit crazy between 11:30am and 1pm on weekdays
- •You, sporting a beanieWe're indoors and there is no snow here.
- •Open-toed shoeeI didn't authorize you to show me your toes. Hard no.
- •A lanyard 'round your neck that you got in college to hold your keysThrow that beer-soaked thing in the goddamn trash.