WHEN THREE YEAR OLDS ASK QUESTIONS
I nanny a three year old boy, and he asks way too many questions.
- •Do animals like to eat guacamole?"Not sure. Ask your dad."
- •When did your penis fall off?"I was not born with a penis. I have never had one."
- •When will I have big boobs like my dad?"Your dad doesn't have boobs."
- •What do you hold when you go potty if you don't have a pianist?"Toilet paper."
- •If the car turned into a train on the hill, would you still drive it?"I would try my best. Hopefully that won't happen."
- •Do you want me to hold my hands out incase you poop?"No thank you. I will go to the restroom if that happens."
- •One Halloween before I die can I be a Stormtrooper?"I think we can make that happen."