FIVE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS MY KID HAS SAID SINCE TURNING 8
- •"You might want to start carrying a chainsaw around because if a shark ever ate you, you could get out. It sounds gross, but it's a survival plan."
- •"Adult lives are boring because all they think about is work and what they're going to do with their lives and how to make their kids' lives miserable."
- •"Don't you know this is mature day? That means I don't do anything fun."
- •"Teenagers. I don't get 'em."
- •"Mom, can you make it so my iPad has in-app purchases?"