REASONS WHY I SHOULD NOT BE IN GRAD SCHOOL

Like, why would anyone do this to themselves...
  1. I want friends again
  2. Netflix misses me
  3. I graduated 2 FREAKING WEEKS AGO. I SHOULD BE IN SUMMER
  4. I would like to not be completely broke
  5. Words, always reading and writing words...
  6. I am lazy
  7. How important is education anyways, right?
  8. Science tells me I am in the prime child bearing years! Forget education, I should do my womanly duty to society!!!
    This is a joke. I am a feminist.