As An Introvert, I'm Stoked If...

  1. I get home and push the door and it's locked because I AM THE FIRST ONE HOME
    I live with three roommates and I genuinely love them but there's something great about having the flat to myself and even if it means I'm going to my own room just knowing the place is quiet/empty is great.
  2. I walk into the staff lounge to check my mailbox and the room is empty
    Hallelujah no small talkkk
  3. My Friday night plans include a movie by myself and llaollao
    (In case you don't know Llao llao ...it's way better than whatever frozen yogurt you think is good)
  4. Your customer service has a chat or text option
    I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE KBYE
  5. You cancel dinner plans
    Huge deep sigh of relief because I can be in bed so much earlier