Things My Pilot Said Today

My plane was delayed 2 hours but because my family flew out at 8, and my original flight was for noon, I was at the Penang airport for 8 hours. It wasn't great.
  1. "I'm so sorry"
    We were delayed. He said this exact phrase 15 times. Literally. I counted.
  2. "The weather gods"
    4 times. He said this F O U R TIMES.
  3. "I just want to highlight . . ."
    He then went on to explain why the plane was late - not once, not twice, but three times. He was in a very explainy mood
  4. "But hey, not my fault!"
    Twice.