THINGS STUDENTS HAVE SAID TO ME THIS WEEK

My school is a weird school
  1. "Have you not slept in a week? Have you been cutting onions? You look REALLY REALLY ROUGH"
    Hey thanks pal
  2. "Coughing is attractive. Like, when someone you like coughs you feel like you have insight into their body!"
    'Scuse me??
  3. "I KNOW I'M RIDICULOUS BUT I LOVE YOU"
  4. "I'm not pooing very well this week, Miss Laff"
  5. "Can I stop by to talk to you after school about how thankful I am for you?"
    😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
  6. "I'm gonna koala you"
    🐨
  7. "You sound so happy!"
  8. "Careful, my hair smells weird. I haven't washed it this week"
    Said on Thursday morning - yikes.
  9. "Oh I'll fist bump to that"
  10. "You sound like death"
  11. "I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW IF I DON'T I MIGHT EXPLODE"