Thoughts I Have Had That May Make Me Pathetic

HA HA HA
  1. When tv shows return for the season, it's like a reunion with your friends after summer break
  2. Wearing a diaper might be worth so I don't have to get up five million times before I fall asleep to pee
    I know that's a disgusting idea and I've never actually truly entertained it
  3. What is kissing like?
    I AM 25 UGH HELP