THINGS I KNOW

I should probably be embarrassed in most of these but I take pride instead
  1. the entire Phineas and Ferb theme song
  2. the girl meets world theme song
  3. hannah Montana theme song
  4. pretty much all the theme songs from my childhood
    i. e. drank and josh, iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, Shake it up, kim possible, that's so Raven, I can go on but like
  5. the spice girls "rap" part in wannabe
  6. that elephants are the only animals with four functioning knees
  7. when you put a sea shell to your ear you're actually hearing the blood rushing
  8. AGLETS are the plastic part of your shoe lace(-:
  9. the birth places of each Jonas brother
  10. pretty much every line to every video diary made by one direction in their X factor days
  11. all the presidents up to Lincoln
  12. the Pledge of allegiance in Spanish
    like j can say the American pledge of allegiance but in the Spanish language
  13. all the words to one time by Justin bieber
  14. all the words to Friday by Rebecca black
  15. the order of Rebecca blacks Instagram aesthetics
    it's not even a problem she's the best
  16. the entire New Testament of the Bible 🙏🏻
  17. the quickest way to get to @shanmcelroy house