Possible Titles for My Memoir.
because my life is soooooo interesting.
- •What the F*%# Did I Spill All Over My Shirt.
- •Sorry I Already have Plans with my Cat.
- •Where Did This Bruise Come From?
- •How to use your Anxiety to your Advantage.
- •I've Watched Every Single TV Show on Netflix: my life with no friends.
- •Oops I Just Drank an Entire Bottle of Wine by Myself: my life with no friends the sequel.
- •Even my Cat Hates Me.
- •Eating my Feelings: a Cookbook.
- •23 to 76 in one 6am Breakfast.
- •I Only Finished Half of this Book because I Have Never Finished Anything in my Entire Life.