Possible Titles for My Memoir.

because my life is soooooo interesting.
  1. What the F*%# Did I Spill All Over My Shirt.
  2. Sorry I Already have Plans with my Cat.
  3. Where Did This Bruise Come From?
  4. How to use your Anxiety to your Advantage.
  5. I've Watched Every Single TV Show on Netflix: my life with no friends.
  6. Oops I Just Drank an Entire Bottle of Wine by Myself: my life with no friends the sequel.
  7. Even my Cat Hates Me.
  8. Eating my Feelings: a Cookbook.
  9. 23 to 76 in one 6am Breakfast.
  10. I Only Finished Half of this Book because I Have Never Finished Anything in my Entire Life.