STUDENT RESPONSES TO "GET WORKING"

As a teacher I am paid to regularly force adolescents to do work which they do not want to do. These are their stories.
  1. CAINT YOU SEE ME WORKING
    No, no I cannot. If that was what I saw I wouldn't have said anything.
  2. Who you talking to?
    You, child.
  3. Okay M'Kennedy, say no mo
    This is my favorite.
  4. "I hope these teachers die. I wish she would get hit by a car."
    This one was a little extreme.
  5. Why you always trying to get me in trouble?
    Because it brings me truly deep joy to have preteens yell at me.
  6. I'm not feeling it today, M'Kennedy
    Oh, well in that case...