Things I Should Stop Doing in Public, But Probably Won't

Don't tell me how to live my life
  1. Thinking out loud
    Aka talking to myself
  2. Singing out loud
    Aka free entertainment; you're welcome, general public
  3. Dancing
    More free entertainment, but it garners some odd looks
  4. Watching videos of surprise military homecomings
    Tears
  5. Listening to podcasts that make me laugh like a person on the edge of sanity