THINGS I'M CONSIDERING BEING FOR HALLOWEEN

  1. 1.
    Sexy rainbow-vommitting snapchatter
  2. 2.
    Sexy Donald Trump
  3. 3.
    Sexy homeless person
    With cardboard sign that says "need money to buy a vowel"
  4. 4.
    Sexy Betsy Ross
  5. 5.
    Sexy devastated One Direction fan
    Miss u, zayn
  6. 6.
    Sexy Netflix binger
    But will people annoy me all night with "Netflix and chill" comments?
  7. 7.
    Sexy Taylor Swift's girl squad reject
  8. 8.
    Sexy The Price is Right contestant
  9. 9.
    Sexy Jimmy John's employee
    Need to find my old uniform
  10. 10.
    Sexy Franzia wine bag