DECODING WHAT WOMEN SAY: NIGHTCLUB EDITION

Most men seem confused by what I say when I'm at a bar or club. So here is a decoding guide to things that women say.
  1. I have a boyfriend
    I may or may not have a boyfriend, but I have no interest in you. Please leave me alone for the rest of the night.
  2. I'm a lesbian
    I may or may not be a lesbian. I have no interest in you, please leave me alone for the rest of the night. If you follow up with "prove it" or "can I watch" I may become violent.
  3. I've got a drink
    I have no interest in you. I don't even want to pretend to like you so I can get a free drink. Please leave.
  4. We're having a girls night
    I'm having fun with my friends and you are not increasing our level of fun. Please leave.
  5. I love this song!
    This is a good song in my book!
  6. I love this song! Wanna dance?
    This is a great song. I would like to dance with you, not on you, not makeout with you, not get groped by you. Just dance with you.
  7. I'll call you.
    I'll probably text you. Or not, we'll see how I feel. Either way, don't get super grumpy, it's not the end of the world.