SHIT CRIME SHOWS LOVE

There seem to be universal trends across all crime shows. Let's list them!
  1. "I'll only talk to _____"
    Usually a serial killer that will only talk to an ex agent.
  2. Rappers
    Literally every show has an awesome episode with a rapper on his descent. But I gotta say the Monk episode with Snoop Dogg is one of my favorites!
  3. The hot victim is actually in on it
    I now trust no attractive, wounded, helpful people.