THINGS THAT PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO HAND ME: VOLUNTEER EDITION

I volunteer with a cat rescue inside a Petco one day a week.
  1. 1.
    A bag of dog feces
    Probably 10 times. I don't know how to make this stop, somebody help me!
  2. 2.
    A roll of paper towels
    To clean up your dogs poop. Sorry but no thank you.
  3. 3.
    💲
    Thanks for the donations! Kitties need treats and toys and vet bills paid!
  4. 4.
    Box of kittens
    Ok, this is something I actually want. I'll get them to a foster home and help them find good homes when they're old enough and healthy! 😸
  5. 5.
    Your children
    I am not a baby sitter! I am a cat sitter! Very different. Keep your grubby kids.