1. "Because on the song "Sorry," Beyoncé declares that her man "better call Becky with the good hair," and everyone wants to know who this mysterious Becky is and whether or not her hair is truly better than Beyoncé's."
  2. Well, the secret is out...
  3. It's me.
  4. Obviously. 🙌🏻
    I mean look at that hair!
  5. *edited to add that I DID NOT and WOULD not have an affair with Jay Z. Pretty sure.