IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL...

The trouble having these four lined up in my bathroom has caused!
  1. Dove antiperspirant, Glade air freshener, Suave dry shampoo, Rave hairspray
  2. I have:
  3. Dry shampooed my armpits
  4. Air freshener-ed my hair
  5. Sprayed the air with hairspray after, well, you know
  6. And any other combo you can dream up.
  7. Have I taken steps to change this?
  8. Nah. Idk