things i have going for me

Inspired by @bisexual
  1. I'm under 50
    Barely, but still am
  2. Sarcastically humorous
  3. Big boobs
  4. Blonde hair
    (But I'm naturally a brunette, so...)
  5. Like @bisexual, I'm a fast typer
  6. I can cook a little bit
    You won't starve
  7. I enjoy long naps
  8. I am the opposite of OCD.
    Messes don't really bother me
  9. I am fortified with ADD.
    Squirrel
  10. You will never have to worry about me not finishing a meal.
  11. I just painted my toenails with Kylie Jenner Nail Polish. I'm hip. And on fleek.
  12. So yeah