TMI WARNING. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
- •That after two days in the restroom
- •And almost a whole bottle of Immodium
- •That eating a Big Mac for dinnerAnd fries. Because my family was hungry and I didn't want to cook and. Hungry.
- •After not eating for two days
- •Would have this, um, outcome...
- •In related news:
- •I'll never want a Big Mac again. Ever.