TMI WARNING. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

  1. That after two days in the restroom
  2. And almost a whole bottle of Immodium
  3. That eating a Big Mac for dinner
    And fries. Because my family was hungry and I didn't want to cook and. Hungry.
  4. After not eating for two days
  5. Would have this, um, outcome...
  6. 🙄😳
  7. In related news:
  8. I'll never want a Big Mac again. Ever.