1. Everything is for blonde girls
  2. If your hair is too big to fail, so are you.
  3. Don't steal people's ideas.
  4. Your boss probably hates you.
  5. World needs more polka dot tights
  6. Harrison Ford > Alec Baldwin???
  7. Don't break your foot while skiing because your life will be ruined.
  8. Wear sneakers to work.
  9. Everyone is in this movie.
  10. "Lady in Red" = the worst
  11. Melanie Griffith's legs wat