Patenting Level: Ridiculous

  1. Mom needs a spy window, why? She'svso horrid the kids are plotting her murder. That's the only explanation that works for me.
  2. The first time I saw this one, I thought, Aww, How clever! But, no. This is a sure recipe for everyone to have a bloody nose before they're done. Or maybe that's just my house...?
  3. The Tooth Fairy has to scold a child instead of mom... Passive Aggressive much, there Mom?
  4. Raising kids is messy, dammit! If your kids clothes are spotless when they land in the Goodwill bag you suck as a parent.
  5. Absof*ckinglutely not.