Patenting Level: Ridiculous
- •Mom needs a spy window, why? She'svso horrid the kids are plotting her murder. That's the only explanation that works for me.
- •The first time I saw this one, I thought, Aww, How clever! But, no. This is a sure recipe for everyone to have a bloody nose before they're done. Or maybe that's just my house...?
- •The Tooth Fairy has to scold a child instead of mom... Passive Aggressive much, there Mom?
- •Raising kids is messy, dammit! If your kids clothes are spotless when they land in the Goodwill bag you suck as a parent.
- •Absof*ckinglutely not.