Other than because I like to
  1. I'm 42 and I'm living with my mom again
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  2. My oldest daughter graduates HS next week and still licks windows
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  3. My youngest daughter has been interested in boys since she was 2 years old
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  4. I have to share a room with an 11 year old who will probably never move out
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  5. Did I mention I live with my mother?
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