Reasons I Drink

Other than because I like to
  1. I'm 42 and I'm living with my mom again
  2. My oldest daughter graduates HS next week and still licks windows
  3. My youngest daughter has been interested in boys since she was 2 years old
  4. I have to share a room with an 11 year old who will probably never move out
  5. Did I mention I live with my mother?