COOL THINGS CUSTOMERS HAVE SAID TO ME
A love story.
- •What's wrong with you? Fucking racistA response to "how did everything work out for you?" in my best customer service voice
- •Are you the manager? [Yes.] Figures. 😒Wait what? Now I feel very self conscious thank you
- •Did you take the sensor off????Plz tell me how to do my job help help help you're so smart
- •How much is this?*looks at tag* *reads exactly what is written on said tag*
- •Is this 50% off???*glances at 50% off sign* "Yes."
- •So how much would this be???*involuntary twitch becomes clearly visible* "well it's $39.99 so that will be $19.99"
- •Is there a manager I can speak to?*spins around in place* Yes hello I am the manager
- •She went to Pitt and she works HERE?Yes and I'm still within earshot of your condescending and unnecessary comment you savage
- •Don't any of you ladies have a degree?🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
- •*silence*Usually after I say hello and ask if you need help with anything. It's ok I'm not a human being with FEELINGS