THINGS I SAID WHILE DRIVING AND TALKING TO MY MOM ON THE PHONE TODAY

Most things directed toward a fellow driver who flashed their high beams into my vehicle because they WOULDN'T LET ME MERGE UGH
  1. Go fuck yourself
  2. ASSCLOWN
  3. I want to beat the shit outta them
  4. I don't have the energy to be an aggressive driver towards them right now
  5. Go ahead, dickbag
  6. Oh FUUUUCK YOU
  7. Love you