REASONS MEATBALL IS THE BEST MOTHER 💋

@Meatball taught me everything.
  1. Her breasts provide me all the tequila a baby queen needs
  2. She doesn't judge when I end up like this
  3. She taught me how to tuck properly
  4. She never gets mad if I steal a sip of her drink
  5. Sometimes I find her extra lashes around, which saves me money
  6. She loves me even though I'm adopted
  7. So many other reasons, but I need hit that tequila spigot rn