Random thoughts while looking at my yard...

It's a flippin' jungle out there.
  1. Maybe I should go hang out at Home Depot and wait for the Yard Crashers guy...
  2. I wonder if I could pay the neighbor kids to pull weeds...
    Let's be real, probably can't afford them.
  3. I'm really going to need to invest in a chainsaw...
    Pretty sure I'm about to get a text from my midwife about that one.
  4. Maybe I'll send the hubs to Lowes to wait for the Yard Crashers guy...
    You know, increase our chances.