I'M STILL WAITING FOR

  1. B.J., Mindy, or John to like one of my lists.
    Because I'm pretty sure that's the equivalent to getting a perfect SAT score on both parts or winning the most Girl Scout cookies sold in your region. Both of which I never accomplished.
  2. I gave up on Instagram
    And then Demi Lovato liked a pic of mine out of no where. Now Instagram isn't safe.