REASONS YOU'RE NOT HAVING A BAD DAY
You woke up grumpy, your coffee wasn't just right, you just don't want to today...but it's all going to be ok and here's why...
- •You're beautifulWith that hair and that smile...you can't forget those amazing eyes of yours. You're the perfect combination of beautiful and I'd like a piece of that
- •Gas is cheap!Here is SWFL it's under $2 so that means it has to be cheap every where else too. That's how economy works right?
- •The cops aren't after you!At least I hope not! You're not someone who's confused and lost and shooting for no rhyme or reason. You're sane! You have all the screws tight in that precious head of yours!
- •You're on The List AppThere's no where better to be in this appiverse. I mean Instagram isn't nearly as pretty and funny. Twitter can be funny sometimes but not nearly as inspirational or moving. And Facebook? Is that still a thing?
- •Also...you're not me.You get to be awesome, you get to do whatever you want with your day and make whatever you want out of it. While I have to wear this and hope people tip 20%.