LISTS THAT ARE FOREVER STUCK IN MY LIST APP 'DRAFTS' FOLDER
Because most of my humors live exclusively in 'Drafts' folders.
- •MR BEAN SKIT IDEASI've actually got a few good ones.
- •THINGS THAT ARE ONLY OKAY IF THEY ARE MADE OUT OF GUMMI MATERIALMy longest list.
- •DOGS I CANT CONVINCE EMILY TO WANTEssentially all dogs ever.
- •DOGS I CANT NOT CONVINCE EMILY TO WANTEssentially just boxers and bulldogs.
- •FORTHCOMING OMNICHORD ALBUMS W/ SELECTED TRACKSMy legacy will live on in the form of Omnichord albums.
- •HIDDEN STUFF IN ADVERTISEMENTS YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEEMy shortest list. Really it's just this cover of the N64 version of 007: Goldeneye where the shadow from his hand makes his jaw all wonky-lookin'.
- •NOVELS I WANTED TO WRITE WHEN I WAS LITTLE BUT DIDN'TI was a pretty ambitious eight year old.