USELESS THINGS TO HAVE WHILE MAROONED ON DESERT ISLAND
Just when you thought you could use some "me" time.
- •An abridged version of Bram Stoker's "Dracula".
- •A whole friggin bunch of Christmastime candles.
- •The smoke monster from "Lost".
- •A tiny, tiny pair of scissors.
- •A crate full of sandbags.
- •Two copies of "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star" AND a DVD player.
- •Any Maroon Five album, just to add insult to injury.