USELESS THINGS TO HAVE WHILE MAROONED ON DESERT ISLAND

Just when you thought you could use some "me" time.
  1. An abridged version of Bram Stoker's "Dracula".
  2. A whole friggin bunch of Christmastime candles.
  3. The smoke monster from "Lost".
  4. A tiny, tiny pair of scissors.
  5. A crate full of sandbags.
  6. Two copies of "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star" AND a DVD player.
  7. Any Maroon Five album, just to add insult to injury.