What I learned from Oprah

  1. 1.
    The affluent don't vacation... They summer
    I found a job with the summers off
  2. 2.
    At some point you don't have to choose buy every color
  3. 3.
    Gross income and age must be around the same number
    On this one we did good
  4. 4.
    Must stay away from red meat
    I stood by her side during the trial
  5. 5.
    It's ok to enjoy a Moscow Mule
  6. 6.
    Gift cars
    Ok I have only done this once
  7. 7.
    Hold in the ugly cry
  8. 8.
    Have a good friend