THINGS I'VE DONE WHILE WAITING FOR THE UPS MAN TO DELIVER MY PACKAGE

Because if you leave the room nearest to your front door, that is when they come.
  1. Read/watch all the things I've saved on Facebook, Buzzfeed & Twitter over the last few days.
  2. Half-watch the first of the three episodes of Blindspot I missed
    I still don't know if I like this show...
  3. Organized my shelf with tv seasons I have
    It's an embarrassment of riches!
  4. Find a bunch of tv seasons I did not realize I purchased.
  5. Turn my head 365 times for every passing car hoping to see the large brown truck that will allow me to take a nap
  6. Regret letting my mom order something online for me & not realizing it was UPS, not the post office who delivered it
    The mail carrier came over an hour ago (see above)
  7. Answer the door to find a very sweet girl with a European accent trying to ask me questions about my clean energy usage
    You think I know where my electric bill is?? Also, why aren't you a delivery person wearing those little UPS shorts?
  8. Eat leftover Halloween candy
    Simply caramel Milky Ways for the win.
  9. Create two well-thought out lists on listapp
  10. Watched last night's episode of Last Week Tonight that focused on the insurance gap and made me realize I have to endure the Open Enrollment site for A.C.A. sometime in the next month