1. Pretty sure there's a Spanish pop star with my name. I look nothing like her. Sigh.
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  2. As in "what the fuck kinda name is that"
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  3. Found when searching my last name. Not a fan of the Yankees, but what kind of Teixeira would I be if I didn't accept Mark's teddy bear honey?
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  4. WHO IS THIS STUD
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