THINGS THE 7 YEAR OLD I BABYSIT HAS DONE/SAID

  1. sings uptown funk until being distracted by a piece of paper
  2. "SOMEBODY WATCH THIS" breathes into a bag
  3. suggests that Greenland, New England, England, "Delhama" and "New Texas" are some of the 50 states
  4. puts pillowcase on head "it's hot in here"
  5. talking to a balloon: "joe stay with me"
  6. wearing a pillowcase: "I have become half David half pillow"