Rejected McSweeney's Internet Tendency List: Dr. Seuss Character or Canadian Law Firm

I submitted this to McSweeny's years ago. They did not take it.
  1. 1.
    Dunkle McBeath
  2. 2.
    Benjamin Bicklebaum
  3. 3.
    Hopp Soup Snoop Group
  4. 4.
    Prowse Chown
  5. 5.
    Spink
  6. 6.
    Braul McEvoy Gee
  7. 7.
    Long-Legger Kwong
  8. 8.
    Mis & Mis
  9. 9.
    Mintz Chow
  10. 10.
    Bartholomew Cubbins
  11. 11.
    Answers
    Law Firms: 1,4,5,6,8,9 Dr. Seuss: 2,3,7,10