Things I still believe to be true, no matter what anyone says

  1. All cats are girls and all dogs are boys
  2. Dinosaurs aren't real. They're way too big
  3. You can catch a cold from going outside without a hat on
  4. Hot pizza is always better than cold pizza
  5. Nobody has ever had sexual intercourse in an airplane bathroom
  6. Oxford comma is the ONLY way
  7. GIF is pronounced with a soft G. Like Jif.
  8. Jif is the best kind of peanut butter. Hands down. And I can tell the difference
  9. I can always tell when there are onions in something. Even one small piece of onion that fell in there by accident.