Things I still believe to be true, no matter what anyone says
- •All cats are girls and all dogs are boys
- •Dinosaurs aren't real. They're way too big
- •You can catch a cold from going outside without a hat on
- •Hot pizza is always better than cold pizza
- •Nobody has ever had sexual intercourse in an airplane bathroom
- •Oxford comma is the ONLY way
- •GIF is pronounced with a soft G. Like Jif.
- •Jif is the best kind of peanut butter. Hands down. And I can tell the difference
- •I can always tell when there are onions in something. Even one small piece of onion that fell in there by accident.