REASONS I PROBABLY HAVE LEGIONAIRES DISEASE

i probably have legionaires disease
  1. 1.
    i was in new york recently
    there has been an outbreak of legionaires disease in new york
  2. 2.
    i started feeling sick 2 days after returning from new york
    the average incubation or w/e period for legionaires disease is 2-4 days
  3. 3.
    i have a fever
    fever is a symptom of legionaires disease
  4. 4.
    i have 'aches'
    'aches' is a symptom of legionaires disease
  5. 5.
    i have a headache
    i assume headaches are a symptom of legionaires disease why wouldnt they be
  6. 6.
    i dont have a cough but i totally could
    cough is a symptom of legionaires disease
  7. 7.
    ive been criticizing ppl for using air conditioning a lot lately
    legionaires disease is spread through air conditioners and dramatic irony is real
  8. 8.
    i watched both seasons of silicon valley in one sitting yesterday, it was sorta funny
    this isnt really evidence of anything, this is just something you can do if you have legionaires disease
  9. 9.
    i asked a science major if i have legionaires disease and he said maybe
    i asked my mother if i had legionaires disease and she didnt know what that was
  10. 10.
    ive accepted my fate and am ready to die
    jk if i die of legionaires disease i will be super pissed