You Know You're Hanging With a Real Friend When...
- •They know exactly how many times you will sneeze and wait until you finish to say "bless you."
- •You've lent each other so much money and sweatshirts and blood samples that you don't even keep track anymore.
- •You have dumb nicknames for each other that you wouldn't trade for the world, e.g. "Big Guy" or "My Real Best Earth Friend Ben."
- •You know exactly how many times they will vomit after being exposed to the Earth's atmosphere and wait until they finish to ask if they're okay.
- •They constantly remind you not to look in their basement and assure you that they are the same person you've been friends with for ten years.
- •You can fart around each other and not bat an eye.
- •You say he's actually five inches taller than he really is on your report back to the mothership because you know Earthlings are insecure about that stuff.