We've all had one.
  1. You are spat on when your boss realizes there are tomatoes on her BLT even though she made it perfectly clear she did not want tomatoes on her BLT
  2. You cut your hand on the industrial paper cutter and are yelled at for bleeding on your boss' son's sixth birthday party invitations
  3. You are accused of hacking the mainframe when the office computers are just a little slower that day
  4. Your boss asks you to buy him a pair of earplugs as a passive aggressive way of saying "you speak too loudly when you answer the phone" and doesn't even reimburse you for said earplugs
  5. You are yelled at for coming into the office with a cold and risking everyone's health but accused of time theft when you then ask to leave early