THINGS I AUDIBLY GASPED AT TODAY

It's been a crazy 24 hours
  1. Getting hissed at by a cranky raccoon on the roof of the building I was entering
  2. Realizing I had achieved the perfect chicken:cheese:avocado:condiment ratio on my sandwich
  3. Having my friend Jenny tell me this would be the last time I see her in a year
    Bye Jenny
  4. Watching a man get decapitated on Game of Thrones
    Bye head
  5. Finding a half a bottle of wine in my refrigerator that I forgot about
    Hello afternoon buzz