Five Things Women Should Stop Saying In Their Tinder Profiles

  1. I like hiking!
    Ok well we live in Austin, so.....also I don't believe you.
  2. I'm an animal lover!
    You and everyone
  3. I love wine.
    I've literally never met a single woman in my life who doesn't like wine.
  4. I don't know why I'm on this...
    Phone storage is precious!
  5. Let's go on an adventure!
    You mean a date? Yeah that's the idea. But I know you actually just wanna smoke and watch Hulu. Me too. Let's do that.