RANKING OF THE PARTIES I WENT TO LAST NIGHT

  1. 1.
    3rd Story Fire Escape
    Walked in and all my friends were there. Someone gave me a beard wig.
  2. 2.
    My House
    Came home with a group. Fell asleep
  3. 3.
    Good Acquaintance's house
    7 people in the house of someone I've only met a few times. Felt great to pee.
  4. 4.
    Attic with the Missing Floorboard
    A nice group of people I vaguely recognized. The floor was iffy.
  5. 5.
    Basement of the Attic Party
    Walked into the wrong apartment and into another party. A bunch of older guys and a girl stripping in the bedroom next to the front door. Didn't go 4 feet in before leaving.
  6. 6.
    The Sorority
    There was a big crowd outside so I walked in alone. Turns out it wasn't a party and I was asked to leave.