Please add to this list.
  1. Haters
    This a traditional response. The ambiguous out group is a logical guess.
  2. We are "they"
    Ultimately it is ourselves who don't want us to enjoy "jet skiing," "breakfast," "lunch," and other important activities "ESSENTIAL" to success
  3. The jet ski police
    Suggested by @jlamworth
  4. The lunch police
    Suggested by @jlamworth
  5. The breakfast police
    Suggested by @jlamworth
  6. Moms against single floor elevators in residential homes
    Suggested by @jlamworth
  7. You
    Suggested by @jrmcbride