ACTORS THAT WILL MAKE ME MORE LIKELY TO SEE A MOVIE

  1. Paul Dano
    I love that weasel-faced fuck.
  2. Sam Rockwell
    This guy's résumé is gold and is one of the most watchable actors out there
  3. Lupita Nyong'o
    Talented and beautiful and talented
  4. Obvious Child is an important and great film
  5. Joaquin Phoenix
    Lowkey better than DiCaprio
  6. Emma Watson
    The girl who played Hermione fucking Granger grew up to be a feminist crusader genius. I support her in everything she does