My Favorite Emojis and Why
- •💩IT'S A SMILING TURD! If this is not on your list, you're dead inside.
- •A tie between 👹 and 👺I don't know what the hell they're supposed to represent, but thank you to the person who thought these were necessary!
- •💉You never know when you need to tell someone you need to have blood injected into your body!
- •💾: No kid under the age of 20 has any idea what this is or what it looks like in person and that makes me smile.
- •🛃: Who doesn't love the TSA?!?
- •🀄️: I'm really into extreme competitive Mahjong so this one hits really close to home.
- •🏄🏻: The only way to surf is when you're fully clothed. It shows people you don't have time to waste when there are killer waves to ride, bra!
- •🍆: People really like eggplants! Don't know why.