1. Gave Bruce Wayne a Valium / said settle yo ass down I'm ready for com-bat man. / Get it, calm Batman? - Eminem, "Won't Back Down"
    Extra points for explaining his own joke to make sure you got it.
  2. Killing y'all n***** on this lyrical shit / Mayonnaise-colored Benz I push Miracle Whips. - Kanye, "Last Call"
  3. "Don't fuck with Lil Wayne / Cause when it Waynes it pours." - Lil Wayne, "How to Hate"
    Lil Wayne's rap are frequently just piles of Dad jokes
  4. "Thought you was Chinese the way you duck sauce." -Sauce Money DJ Clue freestyle
    Rare rap game Chinese food pun
    Suggested by @doesntmattr