The Dumbest Rejected Triumph Jokes I Still Love
A dog puppet said no but I still like them.
- •"Did you know most William Shatner sightings are actually just downed weather balloons?"
- •"The Richter Scale actually measures how many episodes of an Andy Richter show will air before it's cancelled. That's why it doesn't go past 9."
- •"So much exciting programming on NBC lately! Allison Williams in Peter Pan... Brian Williams in Pinocchio..."
- •"Billy Zabka, when did you decide to turn away from acting and into Ellen DeGeneres?"
- •"I'm not going to live in a dog house! Dog houses are for real dogs and drunks who want to pretend to be giants."