Unused Specifics: Things Shouted to Blend in With Wasps

I make lists for work sometimes! Of lines or specifics that could fit into a joke template. They are often needlessly long, rarely used, and full of jokes that will only make other writers laugh.
  1. "I know a lot of people named Scott!"
  2. "My lacrosse horse is at the groomer's today."
  3. "I can tie many nautical knots."
  4. "The Watermans are good people... before five." (Makes a "drinking" gesture.)
  5. "My boat shoes have been used on actual boats."
  6. "Buzz."
  7. "Cardigans!"